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The Ascetic Junkies Fan Packs

The Ascetic Junkies performing live at Portland's Music Millennium.

These two ultimate packs offer everything an Ascetic Junkies fan could possibly want, all wrapped up into two options. The first one is for those who like to tangibly touch and feel and hold things and the second option is for those who prefer to have things in digital-only formats. If you have any questions on these offers or anything else, please don’t hesitate to contact us at asceticjunkies@gmail.com.

This Cage Has No Bottom by The Ascetic Junkies

This Cage Has No Bottom

Don't Wait for the Rescue Squad by The Ascetic Junkies

Don't Wait for the Rescue Squad

One Shoe over the Cuckoo's Nest by The Ascetic Junkies

One Shoe over the Cuckoo's Nest

God/Devil/Gov't - Black - Unisex Shirt/Fit

Corn Stalk - Green - Unisex Shirt/Fit

Corn Stalk - Green - Unisex Shirt/Fit

Girls Shirt/Fit

Corn Stalk Pint Glass
























+ The Ascetic Junkies Complete FanPack: This Cage Has No Bottom (Physical + Instant Download), One Shoe Over Over The Cuckoo’s Nest (Physical + Instant Download), Don’t Wait for the Rescue Squad EP (Digital Only), T-Shirt, Pint Glass: 34.99 + s/h Get it Now

+ The Digital Junkie FanPack: This Cage Has No Bottom (Instant Download Only), One Shoe Over Over The Cuckoo’s Nest (Instant Download Only), Don’t Wait for the Rescue Squad EP (Instant Download Only): 14.99 Get it Now



This Cage Has No Bottom

This Cage Has No Bottom by The Ascetic Junkies

Our 2010 sophomore full-length, recorded and produced by Junkie Matt Harmon and released by our friends at Timber Carnival Records.

Tracklist:
01) Why Do Crows?
02) The Eyeball
03) God/Devil/Gov’t
04) (Don’t) Panic
05) Get What You Want, Get What You Need
06) Water from Wine
07) Crybaby
08) (i will sing along)
09) Box Full of Lions
10) Jackson
11) DC
12) Renegade Salesman

+ This Cage Has No Bottom PlusPack: CD, digital download, t-shirt, pint glass: 24.99 + s/h
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+ This Cage Has No Bottom CD: CD, digital download: 9.99 + s/h Get it Now

+ This Cage Has No Bottom Digital Only: Digital download: 7.99 Get it Now



Don’t Wait for the Rescue Squad [EP]

Don't Wait for the Rescue Squad by The Ascetic Junkies

Originally released at the end of 2009 as a free EP, Don’t Wait… includes two new tracks and two remixes of songs from our 2008 debut.

Tracklist:
01) Jenny, Don’t Do That!!
02) French Girls
03) Windows Sell the House (Cars & Trains remix)
04) Dracula (Leigh Marble remix)

+ Don’t Wait for the Rescue Squad digital only: Digital download: 3.49 Get it Now



One Shoe Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

One Shoe over the Cuckoo's Nest by The Ascetic Junkies

Self-recorded and released by Matt and Kali in 2008, this was where it all started! Features “(whoa oh oh oh oh)”, which has been in many, many user-made vids on YouTube.

Tracklist:
01) Dracula
02) Kali, All I Do
03) Gone Shootin’
04) A Protest Song
05) Windows Sell the House
06) The Dirty Song
07) Amsterdam
08) Kansas Road Trip
09) Tambourine Song
10) (whoa oh oh oh oh)

+ One Shoe Over the Cuckoo’s Nest CD: CD and Digital Download: 8.99 + s/h Get it Now

+ One Shoe Over the Cuckoo’s Nest Digital Only: Digital Download: 6.99 Get it Now



The Ascetic Junkies T-Shirts

Also available at The Ascetic Junkies live shows, these hand-designed, custom screen printed t-shirts offer a super comfy fit and are a must have for Junkies fans. Click on the t-shirt image to see an expanded/zoom view.


Ascetic Junkies t-shirt

God/Devil/Gov't - Black - Unisex Shirt/Fit

+ God/Devil/Gov’t – Black – Unisex Shirt/Fit: 14.99 + s/h Get it Now


Ascetic Junkies t-shirt

Corn Stalk - Green - Unisex Shirt/Fit

+ Corn Stalk – Green – Unisex Shirt/Fit: 14.99 + s/h Get it Now


Corn Stalk - Heather Brown - Girls Shirt/Fit

+ Corn Stalk – Heather Brown – Girls Shirt/Fit: 14.99 + s/h Get it Now



The Ascetic Junkies Pint Glass

Also available at The Ascetic Junkies live shows, this hand-designed, custom made pint glass give you the perfect place to pour that special frosty beverage, while listening to The Ascetic Junkies and your other favorite music. Comes with a free download of the new album This Cage Has No Bottom. Click on the image to see an expanded/zoom view.


Corn Stalk Pint Glass

+ Corn Stalk Pint Glass (with digital download of This Cage Has No Bottom): 9.99 + s/h Get it Now




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